Like I said, once we actually gathered up 25 people instead of consistently raiding with less, bosses fell over rather quickly…the latest being Lady Deathwhisper, Blood Princes and last night, Professor Putricide. Now all that stands in our way are Sindragosa and the Lich King on heroic.
Quite a bit has happened in the past month. We got some stupid cow a shiny axe that lights him up like the only gay bar in Alabama.
In the process, we got a bunch of stuff like sparkle shirts and a box that makes ghost chicks sing.
And we also collected a number of boner dragons. Unfortunately on that first run, Scyleri was missing a single achievement so he couldn’t celebrate with us. Instead, we pointed and laughed.
Fun with poop, donkey porn and breast milk after the break.
There was never any doubt that we could kill The Lich King but we needed 25 people online and Monday, we killed him on our second attempt. Congrats to everyone on a great raid night.
We also knocked off the silly looking purple Barney dragon that Blizzard added so we would have something to do other than form angry mobs, asking why Cataclysm isn’t here yet.
Then Tuesday, we went into a fresh instance and easily beat five (six if you count Gunship) heroic mode encounters…and we still don’t even have 25 people on a regular basis! So if you’d like to join us in killing things and then sexy fun time, click the Apply! link up in the top right corner. Looking for ranged DPS and heals right now but we’re open to everyone except death knights.
Seriously, I sort of feel bad for Malygos now. Anyone would be driven mad having to listen to this crazy bitch’s voice for thousands of years. I mean, he’s there being a badass magic dragon and after a hard day of work managing the arcane, he just wants to kick back and watch some television..
Malygos: “Sind, baby…can’t you make me a sandwich? I want to watch the big game.”
Sindragosa: “ENOUGH! I TIRE OF THESE GAMES!”
Malygos: “Honey, I’ve been working my ass off all day. It’s the playoffs and I really don’t want to watch Desperate Housewives.”
Sindragosa: “NOW FEEL MY MASTER’S LIMITLESS POWER AND DESPAIR!”
Malygos: “Alright! Alright! I got it!”
Sindragosa: “AAAAH! IT BURNS! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?”
Malygos: “It’s not sorcery. There’s a cream for that…”
…that poor bastard. His own damn fault, I’m sure…his bros probably told him that bitch be crazy.
Anyways, onward to our friend Arthas and his big icy couch!
So while Tirion Foldring was sitting back and chillin’…you see what I did there?
So while he did that, ten of us…who are apparently the world’s greatest fighting force…opened up a can on Arthas. Our strat? Rather than doing it the way described by everyone everywhere…I stepped up and challenged Arthas to a walk-off, old school rules. Y’know, since we’re both really, really, ridiculously good looking. Arthas thought he had me but he didn’t realize how hot I was right now. He was disqualified and fell over in pain after trying to pull his undies off…so we did the only sensible thing: pointed, laughed and posed for a picture.
Then we went for ice cream with David Bowie and left that lazy asshole Tirion behind.
Don’t believe Tirion’s story…he’s just covering up the fact that he’s a huge pussy and can’t turn left. I even frappsed the whole thing…LOOK.
We tried other strats like actually fighting Arthas but that didn’t work because…well, I was punching the Lich King in the balls when suddenly he turned around and introduced Frostmourne to my face. This was because Onyx decided the best way to do this fight was to keep backing up UNTIL YOU FALL OFF THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN. In his “honor”, we all jumped off the mountain and then…ice cream.
THANKS FOR GIVING US A PORTAL, TIRION, YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH. You gave us one for killing fucking easy bitch Anub but not for the fucking Lich King…
A little guild fun with the usual talk about dicks and stuff after the break.
So after we beat up a bunch of fruity vampires like they owed us money, we walked up a ramp and came across this chick calling herself Blood-Queen Lana’thel. Naturally, a few of our members saw this as a challenge, did a couple snaps and then charged at Lana’thel for a slapping match.
The rest of us shrugged…more than a little confused…and definitely more than a little turned on…and after five minutes people angrily biting each other (because we find it kinky), Lana’thel gave us some stuff. Oh yeah, this happened like a week or so ago.
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